WORLD NEWS FOR MONTENEGRO DIASPORA
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AUTHOR:M.J. GDNUS
"The health-questionable statements and presentations of Democratic officials in which they mention phrases such as "sword of justice", "forces of darkness", as well as numerous animals in diminutives really sound tragicomic. It seems that Saruman from the Megadens faculty has seriously entered science fiction, while other interpreters of written statements, like true loyal Orcs, follow him in step," SD states in a statement.
"And while from the parliamentary rostrum they are shouting about kittens, bitches, ducks, describing acts of caressing, petting and purring, in the background, at the expense of citizens, from the accounts of the companies entrusted to their management, they are devouring pancakes and roasting under the grill like, to use their vocabulary, the hungriest predators. We would use another comparison, but that would be incorrect, given that it is impossible to find an organism known to science that can eat as much in one meal as party officials known for snapping a button on their jacket eat at someone else's expense. The gist is, therefore, clear - whenever they brandish the swords of justice, defeat the forces there and find the lost dragon balls, somewhere in the background, at the expense of citizens, pancakes are being fried and lamb and veal are being roasted under the grill. Because who will carry the sword of justice on an empty stomach!", the statement emphasizes.
SD states that they already know all this, but for the sake of the public they remind that for this "eternal hungry group of fighters for justice, votes in Cetinje were bought by righteous members of the Škalja clan".
"In the meantime, in the municipal committee, next to the military minister who owns a tourist submarine from experience, there were members of the Bar criminal group who financed them. So, as far as the sword of justice is concerned, they can stick it in the middle of their bellies, which are severely swollen from overeating at the expense of the citizens", the statement reads.
SD further states that "these quasi-heroes have forgotten how some of their little bunnies hid from responsibility before the prosecutor's office by using immunity".
"Then these righteous people from the epic poem, among other things, again with citizens' money, corrupted the son of a special prosecutor in order to obtain information from him that, as they themselves said, they would later use against political opponents. Finally, but perhaps the most compromising thing about the Democrats is the fact that they appointed a convicted pedophile as a member of the Main Board and vice-president of the board in Berane, but also as a local official. Perhaps Saruman from Megadens would estimate that the gravity of this epic disgrace and shame is less if we use his style and say that they appointed a convicted pedophile. That is why we will really not allow this group of corrupt, crime-related individuals with various problematic tendencies to teach us lessons. Because, while kilograms and cholesterol are rising, and the pressure on the jacket button is increasing, support for this fraudulent party, which was long ago betrayed by citizens, is declining with the same intensity. Thus, in the former bastion where, not so long ago, they also held the position of mayor, they won a spectacular two of mandate, with all the positions of power and nepotism of which they are a feather. We believe that it deserves a fierce feast, of course at the expense of the Post Office or CEDIS," SD said.
